Archive for June 27, 2011

I don’t know why I never posted this.

Okay, well, here’s the story.  On this facebook page for Trick Scooters International (A scooter company or store of some sort, I don’t know scooters at all), this kid posted a video about his ‘friend’ who wanted a sponsorship of some kind.  Now, for your viewing pleasure, I’ve taken the liberty of posting this video here.  Sorry Germans.  You can’t see this, because of Youtube’s stupid rules.



(Please keep in mind I don’t know these people)

Now, what makes it great, is that this kid was basically told “NO” by Trick Scooters International on the basis that this kid sorta sucks and just shreds that tiny box. Because of the great entertainment value generated by this video, I took it upon myself to make my own sponsorship video, which you will see below (unless you’re German):

I hope the kid got the hint, even though I’m MUCH worse.

On another note, this is a stupid ass song. Do girls really do this? Why would a girl say “Fool, your royal penis is clean!” ? I don’t… I just don’t get it. (EDIT September 28th, 2011: Turns out that it’s a joke of a song, never mind my stupidity)

Obese vs Anorexic.

Now, people who know me well know that I don’t exactly have a fond appreciation for dating immensely overweight girls. So, while talking to a random hambeast on the internet, who was trying to flirt with me, I eventually drove her away, citing her obesity as the reason. Of course, she became very upset with me. During the arguments of healthy eating habits that went back and forth between the two of us, I wound up asking:

Do you think Anorexia is unhealthy and unattractive?

To wit, this girls answer was:

Of course. Who wouldn’t?

My final retort and ending statement, before blocking her, was:  “Well what makes you think I’d want the complete opposite?”

The sweet sound of music.

Game review I did.

I did a review for Red Alert: A Path Beyond, available for download at http://bluehellproductions.com

Tell me what you think!

Hey! Wake up!

Another wonderful video made by myself and Dominic.

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