I hope at SOME point, this shit happens to someone else.
So, we buy milk by the gallon here at my house. And as I went to eat some tasty pop tarts, I discovered that the milk gallon I was going to open to pour myself some dipping-milk was smashed in… basically the top of the milk was caved in. So, the milk, not having been opened, remained in tact, and I decided to try to pull the top out to make it upright.
Anyway, as I’m pulling, the top just popped off, and I got milk all over myself. My face, my hands… my hair. Why the hell did I get milk in my hair? I have no clue. But let me just say…
Those were some fucking DELICIOUS pop tarts.